A complete simulated fruit-fly brain, all 166,700 neurons of it, sits in the Speaker's seat of the Estonian parliament while a real sitting is played to it. Every speech reaches it as a scent from the speaker's side of the hall. Every insult comes straight at it. When its escape reflex fires, it rings the bell.
Its memory lasts 20 milliseconds. It hears the hundredth Aitäh! as the first, and every heckler is a stranger. The page keeps the tally the brain cannot, and shows what the real chair did at the same moments.
An ordinary Wednesday: question time with the government, then a plenary that ran past midnight. The chair never once called for order.
The 27-hour extraordinary session: the tax package and the marriage equality bill tied to confidence votes, the opposition obstructing through the night.
| 20 May 2026 | 19 June 2023 | |
|---|---|---|
| things happened in the hall | 316 | 846 |
| speeches read as hostile | 54 (17%) | 227 (27%) |
| recorded heckles | 11 | 43 |
| the fly rang the bell | 23 | 73 |
| the real chair called for order or rang | 0 | 16 |
| the real chair called time | 7 | 56 |
| fly and chair within two events | 0 | 1 |
The fly is the same instrument on both days: a heckle always rings, a civil speech almost never, reaction time 4 ms. The human chair is a different instrument. It polices the room; the fly polices the speaker.